Brady and I are just laying in bed. The cat comes up.
Me: Oh kitten! Will you give me a pedicure? OH! I bet you totally would, but you don't have opposable thumbs. And you know that, that's why you brought me the dead bird the other day!
B: Do you ever get the feeling that you're weird?
Me: I don't usually listen to myself speak.
Silence.
Silence.
Silence.
Me: ARE YOU CATS PAWS TOO LOUD?!
B: Are you drunk right now?
Me: Try the kitten mittens!
For the record, my cat totally needs those.
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