Bossman: "Carly, I look to you in the ways of fashion. Is this the most hideous tie you've ever seen?"
"Umm... not the most hideous... But most people don't wear paisley anymore."
Him "Oh, well that's too bad, that's what I was going for. To me it looks like someone threw up on it."
Me "Well it matches your pants and shoes, so that's good"
Him: "Oh that's true. I didn't even notice!"
Me: "You can also go the hipster route and tell everyone you're wearing it ironically"
He just laughs and leaves.
Happy Friday everyone.
People don't wear paisley anymore?! Shit.
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